... Dio recounts an exchange concerning Elagabalus along with the properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus dealt with the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I'm a Girl.' Dio concludes his anecdote by obtaining Elagabalus asking his physicians to offer him the equivalent of a girl's vagina through a surg